Halloween is upon us. Are you scared? If not, you should be, because Americans’ stupidity on October 31st never fails to induce the most cringe worthy of sights. People are all kinds of confused about this holiday. They honestly don’t know what to do with themselves when it rolls around. Well, I’m hear to help. And I’ve enlisted the help of the Internets to answer some of the most pressing questions regarding All Hallows’ Eve.
“Danielle, I’m not black, but I want to be Michelle Obama this Halloween. Is it okay if I dress in blackface as part of my costume?”
“I’m a Christian. Is it okay if I celebrate Halloween?”